Man Orders Two Hookers & Daughters Show Up
A Los Angeles dad-of-ten, Titus McDonalds, 49, suffered a panic attack and collapsed when the call-girls he ordered to come to his hotel room turned out to be his own daughters. Titus was reportedly having marital problems and decided going to Las Vegas for a threesome was a cool way to blow off steam.
Speaking to Las Vegas Weekly, he said, “I have never gotten a prostitute in my life. I swear to Christ. What are the odds it was my own flesh and blood that showed up? I think this is Lord’s way of bitch-slapping me.”
His daughters, who he hadn’t seen in years, fled the room upon recognizing their father. Once McDonalds had recovered from the initial shock, he found his daughters, aged 20 and 23, in a casino bar.
“I told them I was sorry for what I done did,” McDonald’s said. “I apologized for my actions and said I just want my family whole again. My daughters and I have patched up our relationship. My marital problems are not over, but we have a wonderful counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.”
McDondalds lost touch with his daughters when they disappeared from the family home three years ago.
“I used to just spank and spank on them. I was too tough on them. I just wanted them to excel at ballet and get ballet scholarships so I wouldn’t be on the hook for college tuition. But they didn’t like ballet and I shouldn’t have forced ballet on them. Everything is my fault,” he said.
Sadly, McDonalds said his daughters plan to continue with their wayward life.
“If this is what makes them happy, who am I to stand in their way?” McDonalds said. “From now on, I’m just going to love and support them.”
Hahahahaha Nemesis! You want spoil person own na your own the trap catch!
Hahahaha u’ve never gotten a prostitute in ur life n d 1st attempt u wanted a threesome.I’ve failed in ur duty as a dad so u have no choice than to support them in their profession.smh
I love the bitch-slapping part, karma and payback are real cool bitches. ROTFLMAO
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hmmmnnn. supportin dem?’i pray dey hav a change of hrt
Hahaha he was truely hooked
Lol! This is so funny
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Cool i once watched this type of Nigerian movie, hahaha good for him
I think the problem was he had too many kids . imagine looking for scholarships by all means&am sure he didn’t look for them when they left home.serves him right. hope something like this happens to all fathers wjo think brooding kids like chickens wtout caring for them is the right thing
Hahahah so interesting
Serves him right