”If you’re a baby mama, abeg I no do” – Socialite Pretty Mike Lists Requirements his Future Wife Must Possess
Popular Lagos club owner, Mike Eze-Nwalie Nwogu, known as ‘Pretty Mike‘ who got popular after putting girls on dog leashes, has listed requirements his future wife must have, and one of it is, being able to stand him calling her bitch, ewu, goat and so on.
The Lagos socialite, who was previously arrested by the Lagos state Government and subsequently cautioned for dehumanising women (read here), took to Instagram to share this and here’s what he wrote:
WIFEY/SERIOUS GF application: Below are the rules/criteria in sending your CV.
1. Please if you are a Yoruba girl n frm unilag,pls don’t bother
2. If u have dated at least 2 popular yahoo guys 
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3. You must get a letter of recommendation from at least 2 of your exes n if you’ve had just an Ex, pls support your claim with a 11 paragraph affidavit
4. You must have a decent job (don’t be a marketer or MuA
5. Please If u have a Loud Snoring game,pls don’t bother, I will hate to miss d trumpet when it sounds cause u were snoring
6. Pls if u don’t knw how to use
or u’ve leaking mouth(food drops frm ur mouth)we shall be having dates in fancy restaurants,Pls I don’t want to be disgraced and no I can’t teach u table manners
7. Pls if your name is/are Bolanle, Damilola, Bisola, Olamide, Rukayat, Sukurat, Raimat…you are Automatically disqualified
8. If u have more than 1 Club owner’s number #Smh
9. If u are in a Private Uni “Bu,Run,Bowen,Cu,Bells” and u are in Lag every weekend,total 4get it
10. If u r a drug addict 
11. Asides d usual pet names “baby,darling and shii” if u can’t stand me calling u “ode” “my bitch” “Ewu” then don’t bother
12. If u enjoy SocialMedia attention “Abeg fine urself another man”
13. Pls if u Enjoy getting High Regularly “Forget it”..Cause Na ur Type dey enjoy smoking weed while been pregnant #Sub
14. If u are not ready to cut off ur single friends that r not in a serious relationship,den I’m not ur man.
15. If u have a favorite black bra,pls stay away from me
16. If you dont squirt,please slide away
17. Pls if u are a lesbian, don’t hide it from me, it’s allowed as long as I can watch
18. Please if you’re ugly,Biko ex,I can’t stand my child being bullied 4 looking like Mr ibu 
19. My Lepa babes “Abeg Noway 4 u”
20. If you’re a baby mama abeg I know do.
21. If you’ve done runs in Abj,Ph,Owerri and u now want Lag Husband,don’t send ur cv cause our machine will detect U
22. If u can’t stand me sleeping with ur nipples in my mouth,pls stay far
23. Speaking of Runs “if ur runs has taken u as far a Apapa” Forget it
24. If you’re frm Benin n have been to Italy at any point in time,Biko don’t apply
25. If ur r ff Bellodus,UncleBukz,Jay,Mosh,Yanju..RedFlag ooh
Photo credit: Instagram
This guy is just a fool. What is he feeling like? Smh.
Bro…you are a big nuisance.