Cheating Man’s Penis Bitten By Wife’s Pal He Allegedly Tried Having Sex With
A man who had his penis nearly bitten off by his wife’s friend who he allegedly tried having sex with after a picnic was left screaming ‘call an ambulance, it’s going to fall off!’ He allegedly pulled his trousers down to show his wife’s friend his private parts and she responded by biting him on the penis.
His wife found him with his trousers around his ankles clutching his private parts and moaning in pain in a local park thirty minutes later. When she demanded to know what had happened she found that her husband had allegedly tried to force himself on her friend.
She said: “I was at a picnic with my husband and some friends and I left to take some of them home in our car, leaving him behind with one friend. When I came back I saw him with his trousers around his ankles clutching his private parts and saying ‘ Call an ambulance, it is going to fall off’.”
The man’s wife said she had forgiven her husband for the alleged incident, “as he was only trying to do what all men try to do, but when I called the ambulance I didn’t do it too fast, and I told them not to hurry.”
She also did not give the ambulance drivers very clear directions to the place in the park in Chisinau, the capital of the Republic of Moldova, where her husband was waiting in agony.
The friend meanwhile has reported the man to police, accusing him of attempting to assault her. He faces up to five years in jail for the attack if convicted when discharged from the hospital.
Source: Mirror
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