Simon Watson, 41 (pictured above) becomes a dad every week! Thought to be Britain’s most prolific sperm donor, he has fathered 800 children by selling his semen for £50 a go for 16 years.
According to Mirror UK, the rogue donor advertises his sperm on Facebook and other internet selling sites, and at just £50 a pot, Simon has a constant stream of business – and babies.
Simon, who has two sons aged 19 and 17 from his first marriage and a 10-year-old daughter from his second, said:
“My friends and family know everything about what I do, I’ve got no secrets. My kid’s mates at school think it’s funny. My boys wouldn’t do it themselves, but they’ve said they don’t mind me doing it.”
The sperm donor who recently broke up with his girlfriend after a three-year relationship due to pressures of his ‘job’ added:
“She was fed up with what I do. She actually told me she despised it. I’m always running off here and there to donate, so it must have got on her nerves. I became a sperm donor after my first marriage broke down – I knew I wanted more kids, so that’s why I started.
My second wife knew I did it, and I was never going to stop doing it – I think she accepted it, I don’t know if she really liked it though, it’s a bit of a weird one even though it’s all done in plastic cups. I’ve been donating for a long time now – I used to go through sperm banks, but doing it myself is much more convenient for me.
I generally advertise on Facebook – it’s the way forward. You can see what people are like on their profile, it’s quite a safe way to do things.
I can be a bit fussy about who I donate to, but generally anything goes – I don’t mind if people drink or smoke, but if someone was a drug addict I probably wouldn’t do it. I have turned down a couple of people who were obvious nutters – you just make your excuses and get out while you can.
I’ve had way more than 800 children over the years – they’re just the ones I know of. I never imagined I’d donate to this degree – with the ease of Facebook though it’s great, and it’s really snowballed.
I don’t usually stay in touch with people – if they’re happy I’m happy, and once I’ve done my part that’s it, most of them like to disappear. If anyone does want to know me better though I’m up for it, but it’s always their decision.
I usually have a kid pop out somewhere every couple of weeks at least, usually more often. I’ve also had a few sets of twins. Some women say it should be free, but I don’t think £50 for a pot of the magic potion is a bad price – you need to cover the costs.
I always do it artificially – I have a plastic pot with a sterile sealed syringe for them to inseminate with. I hand over the pot and do a runner, and just leave them to get on with it. I’m not against blokes doing it naturally though.
I see at least one person a week – most people get pregnant first time with my ammo, but it’s not unusual to take two or three goes. When people find out what I do most people just find it really funny, I’ve never really come across any negative reactions. I’ve got no plans on stopping, as long as everything still works.
I’ve got children all over the world now, and the parents are always so grateful.”
This is serious!
There is nothing wrong with it till they start marrying each other unknowingly.mtcheeew
You do well, #fatherofallgeneration
Looool
Hmmmm
This is serious ooooo!
Na Wao
“Father of all nation” gisike ooo hmm
Haba!!!! This is wrong in every level.
Well done
No be small tin
What kind of life style is this, fathering kids you may never meet?
Hmmm
Weird. Cos it possible dat some of dem will marry each other unknowingly.
What’s the difference with the selling of a child,the hustle is real
Hmm, nawaao. This man is encouraging incest