10 Ridiculous Lies We Were Told As Children
Moyin Adediran
Remember those fabricated theories or lies you were told when you were much younger? Yes! Those that haunted you and probably prevented you from having extreme mind blowing fun or made growing up a bore? Here are a few of them, just to give you a good laugh down memory lane…
1. If a boy touches you will get pregnant
Remember when mum said, ‘if a boy touches you, you will get pregnant o’. I wonder how many times we ladies would have been pregnant by now if that was actually true.
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2. If you don’t bathe, maggot will grow on your body
This was also quite common. It is mandatory to keep good body hygiene but maggots growing on your body? LOL! If only we’d known those days.
3. If you put your tooth under your pillow, it will grow into money
Now, we all know that our fallen tooth doesn’t turn into money and the tooth fairy doesn’t exist! But, that lie sure fooled the smartest of us.
4. When it is night, don’t look into the mirror
Who remembers being warned that evil lurks when you look into the mirror at night? I bet most of us shivered at the mere thought of it. So, why does everyone glam up and turn up at night? LOL!
5. If you pick money you find on the floor, you will turn into a chicken
YES, a chicken! How many of us beat the temptation to do that by the mere thought of the ‘consequence’?
6. If you swallow a chewing gum, it will gum all your intestines together
Who else has a strawberry flavoured large intestine, please?
7. Don’t eat your food if it fell on the floor, Satan has kissed it
We all know how nasty it is to eat food that has fallen on the floor, but ‘don’t eat fallen food because Satan has kissed it?’ Ah!
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8. Just tell me the truth, I won’t beat you
That was what we were usually told before a serious butt whooping or smacking, yet, we never stopped falling for it.
9. If you come first, I will buy it for you
All those unfulfilled promises… my dad still owes me a bag of gold.
10. Eat plenty beans so that you can be very tall
Our parents wanted us to be tall, so they told us ‘eat plenty beans so you can grow tall’. I wish I was 7ft tall today.
Hahahaha
Absolutely correct! 100% true
Lol true
Lol,and we still say same thing to our kids now,like the eating of beans and growing tall
I remember most of these lies.
Hahahahahahahahaha eating of beans and growing tall is my mom’s favorite lie. I hated beans with a passion because it always runs my Tommy. She still says it till date, just because I am not as tall as my siblings, she says if only you agreed to be eating beans growing up, you would have been taller loool.
i ate beans like kilode yet i no tall…infact n the shortest in my house.after tbe lies of if u eat beans u wd be very tall
Hahaha hahaha yes I remember them. But some helped to shapen us