Like the popular Tv show, Kids say the darnedest things, believe it or not, they do. Some of their innocent outbursts might lead to some very embarrassing situations that might leave you bashful and at the mercy of your child’s tongue, or might just send you over the top to give a good spanking.
Nevertheless, their innocent minds are still very uncultivated, not knowing what not to say and when not to say it.
In an extremely amusing article published by Reddit, the platform shares some hilarious stories of parents who responded to a question/answer segment of what the most embarrassing thing their children ever said or did to them was. Read some of their stories below:
“In the toilets at a local supermarket. Mother Nature was paying her visit. My 4-year-old son came in the toilet with me … Went running out of the toilet to announce to his grandma, and the rest of the supermarket, that ‘My mummy has a piece of string hanging out of her bum.
“Was riding on a public bus and my 5-year-old put her hand on a guy’s shoulder in the seat front of us and said, ‘This man is very fat.‘” —error_flynne
“My daughter’s daycare had circle time every morning as a way to start
the day. Anyway we were late and walked into the middle of circle time. My daughter said, ‘We’re late because my mommy had diarrhea.‘”
“‘You’re a funny little man, but I like your hat.‘ My 4-year-old said that to a little person in the airport who was wearing a cowboy hat. I practically wanted to keep walking and leave him there, then I heard the man respond, ‘Thank you. And you’re a funny little man too!’ He was great about it, and several of us ended up smiling instead of being mortified.” —Scrappy_Larue
“I was waiting in A&E with my 3-year-old son after he swallowed a
thumbtack. I needed to pee and had to take him with me into the small
toilet beside the waiting room. I’m mid-stream and he shouts out in his
best voice, ‘Dad, your willy is SOOOOOO big.’ Everyone in the packed waiting room heard him and the rest of the wait
was pretty awkward. I nearly died of embarrassment.” —IrnBruFiend
To read more funny stories about parents who got embarrassed by their children, visit www.reddit.com
hahahaha
My daughter is a champion in this matter.
Hahahahahahahahaha kids do really say the darnedest things.
Lol
children and there running mouth
lol dey really say the darnedest things
Hahaha hahaha Hahaha the last one got me lol