Dad Shares On How His 3-Year-Old Daughter Embarrassed Him In Public

A dad has shared what probably could be his most embarrassing moment. In a post on Reddit, the dad reveals how he was left in shock after his 3-year-old daughter made a comment on the size of his manhood in a public toilet.

Read his post below:

‘I’m a dad of a beautiful three-year-old girl. ‘Any dad of a daughter will tell you that bathroom stuff is part of the deal. If Mom is not around, or tending to one of the others, I have to take my little girl into the men’s room. So this happened at a quiet little mom and pop restaurant. It was just the two of us in there. I wipe off and cover the seat so she can do her little tinkle… but then I realise I really have to go.

‘No big deal. I just place her in the corner of the stall and say ‘don’t move.’ I start to pee. I hear the door to the restroom open, meaning we are now no longer the only two occupants. I hear two guys walk in.

As one of the sets of footsteps draw near, my little girl starts to back away from the door and ends up right next to me.

‘She looks down at what’s going on (with an ‘open door’ policy on the bathroom at home, and her two brothers… it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before) and loudly exclaims: ‘Daddy!! Look at your little penis!!’

‘What… the… I hear the other guys in the bathroom kind of snort… and then let loose in laughter. First of all… wow. She’s never said that before… or since. Second… what is her frame of reference!!?? I didn’t know what I could possibly say to make it any better.

I kind of wanted to yell out ‘Um…she’s just kidding… it’s normal size,’ but I figured that any remark trying to clarify my size would just come off as creepy.

I just stayed in the stall until the other two guys left. I couldn’t face them. I’m sure they were out there in the restaurant watching to see me come out so they could tell their wives about the guy who has a tiny wiener by three-year-old standards!!’

The posts has received a lot of responses with other dads sharing their own experiences

One shared his experience, he said: ‘I was in a campground shower with my daughter when she was about 3. ‘About half way through she screams “Dad don’t forget to wash your vagina”, the guy in the next shower absolutely loses it. I couldn’t do anything but giggle.’

Another dad shared his own experience, He said : ‘Similar to what happened to me..maybe… took a shower with my 3 year old son one time out of necessity.  Next day I get a call from his mom saying the daycare was concerned because during the day he couldn’t stop talking about how “huge dad’s penis is”. We also lived with his grandmother so she got to hear about it too. X.x’